A simple white ceramic mug that speaks in dry wit. Bold black type reads “UNREALIZED LOSSES,” a small, sharp joke that lands over morning coffee or late-night spreadsheets. The clean, rounded shape feels familiar in the hand; the C-handle gives a steady grip while you scroll newsfeeds or review portfolios. It’s low-key, a little sardonic, and made to slip naturally into a workspace or home office — the kind of everyday object that starts conversations without trying too hard.
Product features - Microwave-safe ceramic — heat drinks without worry - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup - Classic 11 oz capacity for regular coffee or tea - Comfortable C-handle and rounded rim for smooth sipping - Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe white ceramic
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
